notsokrates

a life of cheerful simplicity

Descartes in a bar…

I can’t remember now where I came across these, but they’re good.

Descartes is sitting at a bar, and the bartender asks him if he’ll have another drink. “Yes, I think I will,” says Descartes. Suddenly, he continues to exist.

Descartes is sitting at a bar, and the bartender asks him if he’ll have another drink. Descartes suddenly disappears. “Well, I guess I’ll take that as an ‘I think not’,” says the bartender.

Descartes is sitting at a bar, and the bartender asks him if he’ll have another drink. Descartes both says “yes” and does not say “yes”. Suddenly, everything happens.

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This entry was posted on 18 March, 2015 by in humour and tagged .
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